This is it folks. Or, at least one of the its that comes before the other it. It's final presidential debate time—the last chance for Hillary and Donald to face off. Stars spangle, nerves jangle, moderators wrangle. Get yourself ready.

They've already done this dance two times, and it's not clear that either debate taught America much that it didn't already know. So, what are the candidates possibly going to talk about tonight that could change people's minds?

A) The merits of building a wall (AKA immigration).
B) Who will be the next Supreme Court justice?
C) A detailed and incisive discussion on economic anxiety.
D) It doesn't actually matter. This is just the season finale of The Trump Show.

Speaking of television, it's been impossible to miss the impact of the screen this time around, from Trump's reality show career, to our beloved Ken Bone memes, to that leaked video with Billy Bush. What's the one thing viewers should be thinking about while they watch this evening?

A) "Why are they wearing that?"
B) "I wonder what it was like to work on The Apprentice?"
C) "If Hillary and Trump were animals, what would they be?"

Confirmed attendees so far: Obama's half-brother, a Benghazi mom, former GOP hopeful Meg Whitman, and billionaire Mark Cuban (again). The real burning question on everyone's mind is: Who will the next surprise guest be? Drumroll please…

A) Peter Thiel!
B) It's gotta be Indian Michael Jackson.
C) Maybe, if you're sneaky enough, it could be you...

Mood: Cancel Thanksgiving.